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Is this chick really worth it?

I sit down on a Saturday afternoon ready to be entertained.  After flicking through hundreds of channels of nothing to watch at $150 a month, I am dismayed and realize I have movies.  I fire up the 360 and begin to review my collection.  I have a couple films ready that I have not seen.  I usually leave this for late niht watching so I do not get disturbed while I soak the movie in, that and I don;t have to listen to my wife's Aunt talk through the narrative and make recollections back to when she was a girl and moses was hitting puberty.  But unfortunately I will watch a travesty till it's end only to be able to have the right to deficate on it later.  My wife and her aunt have now been held hostage to my choice of entertainment.  

I start the Unborn up, which from the trailers and tv adds looked from the outside to be scar and along the lines of Emily Rose or the Excorcist.  This movie is a lie, it shows you how marketing and advertising are ruining this world with their editing and visual trickery.  This movie drags from the first minute.  We meet and get aquainted with the main character Odette Yustman, who on my initial purusal, looks like what Megan Fox should look like, minus the flat chest and toe thumbs (so creepy).  She is your typical college student in what looks like a northeast town where Stephen King controls the weather.  She starts to have halucinations and they are something akin to The Grudge, meets End of Days.  She goes to the doctor and finds nothing physically wrong, but her eye pigmentation is changing.  To speed things up she has more hallucinations, which border on a straight rip off of The Grudge, and visits her Grandma. Grandma was aprt of a test on twins in the concentration camps during WW2 (pronounced dubya-dubya too).  Where she then confronts her dad and is informed she was also a twin.  Oooh creepy.  She then consults a Rabi after destroying all the mirrors in her house and burning the remains.  Creepy old concentration camp Grandma dolls out a hefty amount of Jewish mysticism, maybe she should have just spoken to Madonna or Ashton Kutcher.  The Rabi of course does not believe her until he has a confrontation with the demon looking to use her to come through to our demension, by being born from her.  He is strong enough to repell this demon but her friends are not so they die.  The Rabi throws an excorcism with an Episcopal Preist (not a Catholic?) and 10 others, and they manage to summon the demon to dispatch it.  This is the point where everyone but the girl and the Rabi die.  At this point this movie I can only call a waste of my time, comes to an end.  I am left thinking at this point was she really worth the lives of all these people.  She should have just off'd herself, and everyone else in this cinematic turd could have lived. So kudos to you hottie you managed to get everyone else killed, thanks for being a selfish bitch.  Flash forward to a doctors visit where she is pregnant with demon twins.  Wow all those people died so you could still bring forward hellspawn.